(1) She's attracted only to men with a Peter Pan complex.
(2) She's got a fetish for skillets.
(3) She likes to have mirrors all over the room she commits carnal relations in.
(4) She doesn't mind which letter of the gender alphabet soup her partner happens to subscribe to. Or....
(5) She prefers this type of "man":
The whole concept is so absurd, I trust you won't object to my satyrical view...
