Friday, September 30, 2016

Hilarious (But Amazingly Spot On) Freudian Slip

Seen in FB comments on an article about the El Cajon Olango shooting:

"When is [sic] the violence and corruption going to stop in this Country? I blame our society. nobody will admit fault here instead it is rioting, lewding, [sic] violence."

Footnote:  Gee, ya know fella?  "Society" encompasses everybody... including YOU.  So, are you going to be the first to shoulder the blame, then?

The first thing "society" should maybe do, is teach the likes of you how to spell, capitalize and punctuate properly.

Friday, September 16, 2016

The Lack Of Logic Is GGGGOBsmacking!

Google has totally lost it!  I'm now convinced it hates its job.  (Or maybe it's in mutiny?)  You tell me how this possibly makes any sense.
















There's no accounting for Google's strange synapses.

Sunday, September 11, 2016

Wordless But Powerful Refutation

So, if (as the Regressives would force everyone to believe) male and female are so easily interchangeable, and if guns are so bad, (a) why doesn't Shrillery have female body guards, and (b) why do they have to be armed?

Can you say "hypocrite"?


Thursday, September 8, 2016

Did Goliath Lose All His Teeth?

Or did he pop too many Chiclets in his mouth?













Actually, these are cave pearls. :)  (Also looks sort of like glazed marshmallows.)

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Long Before Us, He Invented Plaid


No Amount of PrepH Will Help ;)






































So, inquiring minds would like to know:  is the cuke's rear tunnel totally numb?  That would be hugely practical for humans who suffer from...well, those little pesky "grapes" that have a tendency to grow there...

Typical Reductionist Myopia

[NOTE:  I heavily edited the grammar and spelling mistakes in this quote.]  

"Water: 35 liters, Carbon: 20 kg, Ammonia: 4 liters, Lime:1.5 kg, Phosphorus: 800 g, salt: 250 g, saltpeter:100 g, Sulfur: 80 g, Fluorine: 7.5 g, iron: 5.6 g, Silicon: 3 g, and 15 other elements in small quantities.... that's the total chemical makeup of the average adult body.

Modern science knows all of this, but there has never been a single example of successful human transmutation. It's like there's some missing ingredient..... Scientists have been trying to find it for hundreds of years, pouring tons of money into research, but to this day they don't have a theory.

For that matter, the elements found in a human being are all junk that you can buy in any market with a child's allowance.

Humans are pretty cheaply made.
"
 (Hiromu Arakawa, Fullmetal Alchemist, Vol. 1) 

Well, now, Hiro, if you bothered to see past your materialist lenses, you'd recognize that (a) man is so much richer than his chemical components (just the fact that you're puzzled by it all testifies to that), and (b) transmutations aren't possible bec. of genetic barriers...amongst other things {snort}.

PS:  the "missing ingredient" you're so flummoxed by is openly identified in this text.  And if you really want to challenge your alchemist mind, get a load of THIS!  

"In Jesus Christ all things were created, in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or principalities or authorities—all things were created through Him and for Him. He is before all things, and in Him all things hold together.