Thursday, June 30, 2016

A.I.'s Size-Smitten :(

So as usual, I was again on a Google image search; wanted to find more dresses like this one from San Antonino de Velasco, in Oaxaca (I'm smitten by these):








Pretty straight forward to the human eye, that the focus in this picture is the dress, right?  But A.I., as usual, was not able to prioritize or delineate, so since there's 2/3's background, and only 1/3 dress, Google "brilliantly" chose these images as matching.

Whodda guessed that Google's subject to the same foible as Texans? ;)

[Edit on Aug. 1st, '16:  Google must've been ashamed of my tattling on it, bec. now, the images that showed up originally at that link are totally gone.]

Monday, June 27, 2016

Metal MegaWorms

This is mindboggling (and the uses of it even more so)!

"Nuclear subterrenes work by melting their way through the rock and soil, actually vitrifying it as they go, and leaving a neat, solidly glass-lined tunnel behind them.

The heat is supplied by a compact nuclear reactor that circulates liquid lithium from the reactor core to the tunnel face, where it melts the rock. In the process of melting the rock the lithium loses some of its heat. It is then circulated back along the exterior of the tunneling machine to help cool the vitrified rock as the tunneling machine forces its way forward. The cooled lithium then circulates back to the reactor where the whole cycle starts over. In this way the nuclear subterrene slices through the rock like a nuclear powered, 2,000 degree Fahrenheit (1,100 Celsius) earthworm, boring its way deep underground.
"  (source)


It very much brought to mind this:

Then the kings of the earth and the great men and the generals and the rich and the strong, and every one, slave and free, hid in the caves and among the rocks of the mountains, 16 calling to the mountains and rocks, 'Fall on us and hide us from the face of him who is seated on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb; 17 for the great day of their wrath has come, and who can stand before it?' ”  (Revelation 6)

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Even A.I.'s Been Brainwashed!

So I plugged this into Google's image search:













Anyone can tell it's a butterfly, right?  Well, so-called artificial intelligence seems to be into the tranny fad, bec. here's what A."I." interpreted it as:





Friday, June 3, 2016

Google Evidently Loves Hieroglyphs

So I loaded this picture to find out which machine makes these embroidery stitches. 





Google, google, always on call, which machine makes the prettiest stitches of all?  The answer, as ever, produced merryment.

Thursday, June 2, 2016

Maybe Google Shares My Sugar Addiction?

Once again, AI provides for "sweet" hilarity!  I popped a picture of some sewing machine embroidery cams into the image search, and get a load of what Google thought it was, ROTFL!

Whodda thunk that stupidity masquerading as "intelligence" could generate endless mirth?