Friday, February 7, 2014

They even made a docudrama about her

She died while wrapping Christmas presents (!!!) and lay there for 3 years with the TV blasting away the whole time!

Aside from the obvious question of someone that popular being ignored for 3 years, there's the other question of:  who paid the bills all that time?  Rent, utilities, TV fee (in Britain they've got to pay for a TV license, if you can believe that)...  The stench from her decaying body was simply written off by neighbors as fumes from the nearby dumpster. 

Truly, I do believe man"kind" is the most bizarre creature on the planet.