Penguin Parable

This short little video is symbolic of the kind of nation we've become.  (Too bad the reality isn't as funny as this snippet.)

Handy Scapegoat

Inanimate objects, especially "intelligent" gadgets, make the best whuppin' boys, don't they?

And this guy's a journalism prof!!!!

Each of these elements have their own personal requirements that you need to understand.

ARRRRGH!  No:  each of these elements has its own personal requirements...

Or else deliver him to Colonia Dignidad as a Leftist

Murphy is a glutton for punishment----MINE, not his---aka a sadist.  If I could nuke Murphy, I would...but first I'd flay him alive and let him suffer for a few days like that, hanging upside down with fire ants crawling all over him and his skin embalmed in napalm.

Female Swat Team ;)

I do believe, though, that their garb makes for unwieldiness:  britches would be a better choice.

They even made a docudrama about her

She died while wrapping Christmas presents (!!!) and lay there for 3 years with the TV blasting away the whole time!

Aside from the obvious question of someone that popular being ignored for 3 years, there's the other question of:  who paid the bills all that time?  Rent, utilities, TV fee (in Britain they've got to pay for a TV license, if you can believe that)...  The stench from her decaying body was simply written off by neighbors as fumes from the nearby dumpster. 

Truly, I do believe man"kind" is the most bizarre creature on the planet.

Medical "Marijuana," Chinese Style

"Smoking tobacco was illegal during the Qing Dynasty, but the use of snuff was allowed because the Chinese considered snuff to be a remedy for common illnesses such as colds, headaches and stomach disorders."  (Wikipedia)

So, all you smokers, if it ever gets to where the Leftist do-gooders make cigarettes illegal, you can push for the same sort of tobacco exemption as the potheads have been trying to get for their pet plant.

(Imagined scenario during Qing Dynasty:  a young boy, around 10, decides to wangle some of Grandpa's snuff.

Boy, groaning and rubbing abdomen:  "Grammy, I'm feeling really sick to my stomach."

Grammy:  "Here, my boy, take some of Grampy's snuff to make it feel better.")