Saturday, October 5, 2013

Obviously Another MTM Disciple

MTMers are in the same category as those who've not outgrown their belief in the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.

"My daughter is not in her bed this morning. She's only 7.... Oh my God! . . . Oh my God! . . . Oh my God!" says a panicky Van Dam as she gasped for breath.
"Take a deep breath, OK?" says the 911 operator. "Think confident thoughts and everything will be OK." (my emphasis)

As we all know, little Danielle Van Dam was anything but "OK." 

And since when does the 911 operator job description include dispensing bromides?